you views on killing zambies

**symbolzzzz** · Subject: Re: you views on killing zambies Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:12 pm

You would STILL need a zombie to kill?

**Insanitosis** · Subject: Re: you views on killing zambies Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:38 pm

I would start up ZPS, and then lure the zombie into my computer room.
It would see ZPS and immediately start pwning some nubs as whitey.
Meanwhile I would be getting the chainsaw.

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Raunky: and I hit my bass drum
Insanitosis: thats good luck man
Raunky: And it keeled over and died
Insanitosis: thats way bad luck
Insanitosis: your house is probably going to burn down
Raunky: kewl, insureance

**Simplex** · CTC Regular Admin Posts: 51 Join date: 2009-09-19

I would take brains, put it in a clear plastic bag, and hang it from a string. Then I would hang it with a fishing rod to the zombie so that they would always reach for it but never get it.

**index28** · CTC Trial Admin Posts: 23 Join date: 2009-09-25

I would take the zombie guts feed it to sharks then would take the head and play football with it may be someone may even smash the head wooooo.The other parts ill just feed it to the dog.

**jorgen** · Subject: Re: you views on killing zambies Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:07 pm

i would show him worlds ugliest man and then tell it to eat him

**wholegrain** · Subject: Re: you views on killing zambies Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:30 pm

lol
i would rape it in its eye socket
then i would read him the bible and he would become christianity
to which he shall not kill his human bros
then i would shove the bible down his throat
causing him to have babies
causing him to sign up for welfare to support the baby (zombies cant get jobs)
then he would commit crimes like trying to kill ppl cause he is a jerk
then he would get the death penalty
then he would die
THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wholegrain: i have to poop
Wholegrain: can you help me?
Wholegrain: get da toilet paper perhaps?
Hitler's Spaceship: YEAH, JUST UPEN WIDE
Hitler's Spaceship: OPEN YOUR ASSHOLE REAL WIDE
Wholegrain: 0_o
Hitler's Spaceship: AND ILL SEE IF I CAN CRAWL IN THERE AND FIX THE PIPES

**jorgen** · Subject: Re: you views on killing zambies Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:44 pm

umm that was a really hard way to do things